they need to just BURY HIM!
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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