You're my little dorito
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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