so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
is it fun? or sober?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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