Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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