Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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