They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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