Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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