I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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