Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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