I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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