Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
send nudes
from the living room?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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