Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Shame - the story of my life.
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