I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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