Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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