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So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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