She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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