dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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