Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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