So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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