I'm eating all of the evidence.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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