The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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