I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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