ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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