hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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