so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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