Midget sex pt 2 tonight
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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