i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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