we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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