did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Boobs are out for the taking
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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