My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
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I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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