It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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