I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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