You're my little dorito
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
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Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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