Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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