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Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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