We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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