you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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