My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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