They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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