And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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