his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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