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Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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