I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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