so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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