Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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