my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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