sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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