Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
porn star boner night. come get it.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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