So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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