don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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